Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
I remember when I was like eight I was staying over at my aunty and uncles house and they had a new computer and I typed in “YouTube” into the search bar but the first thing that came up was “youporn” and like I link to a video but I thought it was like another YouTube site so I clicked on it and let me tell u I was traumatised to say the least